Discussion in 'Aviation Preflight Indoctrination (API)' started by Recidivist, Jan 5, 2006.
Suuuuuurre . . .
Not sure this is a "prank", more like something you do to someone you truly hate. I know a guy who felt he was wronged by another guy so he: Snuck into the offenders house when no one was home, found a big enough picture on the wall and removed it. He broke a hole in the wall big enough to insert a few pounds of raw shrimp into the wall. He replaced the picture and cleaned up any residue of broken drywall. Then he just sat back as his enemy slowly realized how bad a hidden stash of rotting shrimp smells.
Weak, standby while I find pictures
This is for the individual who likes to leave their Flight Suit/SWOveralls laying around.
1. Tie a knot at the end of each arm and leg
2. Proceed to Admin shredder
3. Dump shredder contents into Flight Suit
It's even funnier if you can hang it somewhere, but the headless man in the chair works also.
You say that like it's a bad thing! :icon_smil
If a prank isn't dangerous, but it grosses the victim out... success!
And when I worked in construction, it wasn't unusual to open your lunch box at noon and find out someone farted in it in the morning when you weren't around.
While I was out in Sig almost two years ago, there was a guy from another squadron who had a habit of leaving his ID sitting around. One night, the SDO, who was also the airframes div-o had one of his guys rivet the thing into its own aluminum case. They then attached a lanyard to it and hung it around his neck the next morning. It took him the better part of a day to convince anyone with the right tools to help him get it out.
Steal parking signs.
Especially on the Norfolk waterfront. More ships in port than in the last 10 years thank you very much.
Orange cones. Take one, as needed, to alleviate horrible parking. Apply to empty parking spot upon leaving. Arrive next morning, put cone in trunk, park in spot. Repeat as needed.
I lived near a guy who would do that. I called his bluff and moved the cones. It was nice because there was almost always a spot, and I avoided the guilt of placing the cone.
There was a parking attendant, i mean master at arms back at prototype who did this to protect her brand-spanking-new M3. Except she was tool enough to buy her own cone. So she'd put the cone in the space when she left every day, and when she got there, she'd move it to the next space over (other side was grass) Well i saw her doing this, and one day I really needed a parking space or I was going to be late (there's not enough parking during normal business hours and the walk can be pretty hefty from the next nearest lot) so I decided to take her spot and just move the cone to the back of the space.
I went to quarters and then came back out to move my car to a more appropriate space and there she was trying to write me a ticket. I walked up to her and asked her why I was getting a ticket. Her response was that "this parking space was coned off and nobody is supposed to park here. this is a serious violation, especially for a student such as yourself. You're probably going to have to talk to Senior about this." My response? "That fair i guess, but when he asks me what I was thinking, would you like me to leave out the part of who purchased the cone and who usually parks in this unauthorized space?" She just looked at me, shut her little booklet and walked away.
Never heard anything about it again, saw the cone, or her car in that spot again.
I only have a few pranks we did in college. One guy was always into buying coffee drinks from the 'Starbucks' in the student center. He was kind of a pompous guy who regularly talked down on everyone. One morning before he had to go to class, he brought his coffee back to his room and went to the bathroom. We poured a 'bit' of ipecac in his coffee and..well he didn't make it to class that day.
Another friend of ours didn't do anything wrong. We just always play pranks on each other. One weekend when I was out of town, he decided to fill my room with balls of newspaper, magazine pages, autotrader pages, and more. He literally filled my room up to about chest deep. He said he was there for hours with another friend crumpling paper. I handed it to him and gave him the nod that he was going to get what was coming to him. A couple weeks later he took his two calcium vitamins that turned out to be 2 niacin tablets. Enough to make him VERY uncomfortable, flush, and itchy for about 25 minutes. Too cruel?
Here's a favorite of mine. Works well on the new probie. It's called "The Nozzle Game." Grab an old fashioned style nozzle tip. You know, the old brass ones that are about 10" long. Tell him that the object of the game is to tip your head back, place a quarter on your forehead, and slowly tip your head forward in an attempt to drop the quarter into the large end of the nozzle, which is tucked in your waistband right above your junk. If he can do it in less than ten attempts, you sweep the truck floor. Otherwise, the probie has sweeper duty.
Demonstrate once or twice, and then give the probie the nozzle and quarter. After a few tries, pour a bottle of water/gatorade/soda down the nozzle. Then make him sweep the truck floor.
My roomate put a bunch of gay porn on my computer when he was drunk one night, so I sold his car on facebook
Also, I was looking at Tate Forcier's ultra-conceited family website, QBForce.com, when he was a recruit. They had all his offers posted, complete with phone #'s to the AD's. I watched a couple interviews of LSU commit Russell Shepherd, called up the LSU AD, and talked to the offensive coordinator for about 10 minutes, impersonating Shepherd. He told me we were gonna win another championship, I told him I was going to decommit. missed Les Miles by 5 mins
Everybody knows about the good ol' ex lax in the brownies trick to keep em on the run. What most people don't think of is the same treatment only with IMMODIUM! This one's gotta be repeated daily to really clog things up. 3 or 4 days without a dump is never a good feeling.
I know, I'm not a nice person. :icon_smil
Pretty good one, it's just a more advanced version of the quarter game. Trace a quarter on a piece of paper with sharpie (if you're a dick) or pencil (if you're just an asshole) and ask someone to try and roll the quarter down their face and drop it off their chin into the circle. The black line down their face is pretty priceless.
An old friend and his two best buddies used to pull pranks on each others' birthdays. They took all the furniture from one guy's house and on his previous birthday they stole my friend's truck and he reported it stolen. So, my friend, at a loss for a prank, asked me for a suggestion. I suggested that he fill his friend's treasured, vintage sports car with packing peanuts. I believe that that guy still curses me, because he was never able to remove quite all of them.
what I came home to once
The autocorrect function on word is great for pranks.
I read the Saran Wrap post, but no one has mentioned Saran Wrapping your roommates' toilet bowl in the middle of the night.
Lift the lid and the seat and install Saran Wrap tightly, then lower the seat and then the lid.
Anyone waking up in the middle of the night to take a dump or a leak will be in for a nice surprise
Been there, done that...roommate was drunk and pissed all over himself.
this jerk from our dorm passed out at a party and so a friend and i wrote on almost every inch of his arms, legs, and face in sharpie. aparently he was supposed to have some big interview that day. i was told he never found out it was us and that he couldnt cancel the interview
i felt kinda bad about the interview but i had never seen him so pissed
Loan someone your 6 month old pair of cruise socks because he's out of socks.
Shaving cream the lens of the poor dickhead that sleeps with his eyeglasses on.
Last year my roommate laxed our milk, so we got ahold of his chain of command and had him informed of swim PT that week. When he showed up to the track in green swim trunks and everyone else was in regular PT gear, it became one of the most worthwhile EMI's ever.
Bunny on the run,,,,,,
back in the old days of Computer punch cards and pneumatic tubes,,,
There was a certain Neat Freak OSCS on the IKE that was an amazingly mean evil person. His desk was located next to the basket that caught the pneumatic tube message cartriges(bunnies). When a message would come he would justify his position and curiosity by always getting the bunny and reading the message before passing it on to the correct person.
Back in the stone age, computers worked off of punch cards that gave them instructions, one line of code was essentially one card. This produces a lot of paper scrap called chads.
After months of abuse by the above mentioned NEAT FREAK OSCS, I decided that I would rig the Bunny tube and had accumulated the equivalent of 3 XXlarge trash bags of chads. After making sure OSCS was on his perch awaiting the messages. I went to my departure location, hooked up the bags of chads and over the growler announced "bunny on the Run!"
It only took 4-5 seconds to empty 150 gallons of chads into the space.
It snowed in the middle of the Indian Ocean in the Summer that day.....
OSCS looked like a snowman they say. I hear that they got the last chad cleaned out of the space on Ike's last Overahaul, 20yrs later...
If you have access to enough snow...turn down the heat in the room, pack the shower full of snow, turn on cold water until it becomes ice, repeat until the WHOLE SHOWER is one block of ice. We did this to someone at Le Boat skool when I was there...took 3 days to melt when he returned.
Also, gather as many alarm clocks as you can find and set them al for different times in the middle of the night and hide them: Ducts, suspended ceiling, shoes, coat sleeves, etc. It is suprisingly chaotic if you can manage 30-40 of them in a 5-15 minute period! Although there is a product now that is essentially the same idea, but an order of magnitude better. The "annoyatron" at thinkgeek.com Cheap and good, mean fun!
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