Callsigns

I think my right leg weighs 115-lbs. =)

JR

ouch...oh,well.

"I'm gonna have to hold you down and feed you." stacy, i think that's illegal in all 50 states.

D'oh! I guess I walked right into that. Kevin, you have a dirty mind.

When you said you are married to the Navy Liz, you ment the Navylonghorn right? Cause it is clear that we have something very special. I mean we can break up before we even have a fight. Besides, if you are 5'6 115, you must be freaking hot.

yes, every girl ive ever seen that's 5'6" 115 (because i get those measurements as i pass them on the street) was truly amazing. longhorn, how is that so special...she and i got divorced before we even got married...beat that!

Hey man.. you talking smack? My lady is like that, and I think she is truly amazing.

yes

wOW .... I leave this post for one minute and come back only to find everyone fighting over the chic (hehehehehe)! This is truly a stress reliever .... nice to see we can all still have fun. And oh yeah ... Liz, by the way ...... I can sing so I COULD put Mustangable lovely words to song ....... (hehehehe)

lislady...no no no no!!
[kevin inserts foot in mouth].
what i meant was you must come from good genetic stock.
[kevin smiles as he realizes he pulled that out of his arse in no time]
you know youre the only woman for me
[he then uncrosses his fingers]
im not currently looking at other women on the street!!! that was before i met you!
["what a line" he thinks to himself]
i think it's great that you decided to get that tattoo!
[kevin wonders why in the blue hell anyone would tattoo their measurements on their forehead]

"And oh yeah ... Liz, by the way ...... I can sing so I COULD put Mustangable lovely words to song ....... (hehehehe)"

spin, dont even try it....this is a three way between longhorn liz and myself..no room for a fourth party!

LOL ...... u can't blame me for trying though (hehehehe)

true, true...she's a real catch.

These kids might be able to sing, but I can play the guitar, and I have a motor cycle. Take that.

Ohh, and one more thing, I hear Kevin smells bad. Really bad. I mean bad.

LONGHORN!!!!! LOOOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!!

How funny would it be if one of those guys hooked up with Liz and she was their NFO... as heard on a typical sortie:

"do you knwo where you are going?"
"yes dear"
"are you sure you don't want to radio for directions to the next waypoint?"
"yes dear"
"are you sure we have enough fuel for that"
"yes dear"
"does this flight suit make me look fat?"
"no dear"
"do you want me to show you how a carrier landing should look?"
"yes dear"

we would all know who wears the proverbial pants in that cockpit relationship

With my last name, I would probably be given Soup.

A friend's dad was in the Navy, and Mr. Pabst was given the callsign "Smear."

Uh, yeah. Except "Liz" is an Intel selectee, not an NFO.

I guess I'm the only one that looks at people's user profiles.

Hmmmm...intel, then she should know what I'm doing right now! How 'bout now? Just kidding =)

JR

Lis, when you say debriefing...do you mean 'de-pantsing' (is that a word?) them? Just kidding...but let me be the first to christen you with a callsign (even though you're not aviation). Due to artistic posturing that took place in order to win your favor, I think that from this day forward we shall call ye 'Muse!' What do you all think?

JR

Here ye here ye ,,,,,,,,, I second that motion! And I have to say ..... I'm friggin glad the power came back on (I'm in NY) ..... Was anyone else in the Blackout of 2003???

No, but do they know what happened with that? Was it just a freak power outage?

JR

blame it on lislady. she's intel and should of known ahead of time. when you say hook up with lislady, did you mean while we were flying? the navy might frown on that.

"the phasing out of tan M&Ms": THAT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!! ****!!! F@$##!!!! PISSFACE!! **** STORM!! @$$HOLE!!!! sorry...ok, medication on board....the navy doesnt know about my terret's syndrome yet. hey lislady...........or should i say................JULIA!!!!! ha, finally after so many anonymous times together, i finally know your name!

Damnit woman! I think you owe me about a hundred socks! How the hell does that happen?
I also met a Ukrainian girl named Julia (Yoo-lee-a) once.

Just curious, but what does a muse do with a bunch of socks with no mates? Hmmmm...

JR